Please Stop

Long story short – this dude sucks.  People from the Internet told him that Supreme was dope.  Last year all over print hoodies were fire (not really, being draped in an baby blanket print has never been cool).  So in a lapse of judgement, or a epiphany of sheer genius the kid puts together what he thinks are the bees knees of steeze.

What really happens is a train wreck.  The had a term for such disrepair coined in the Vietnam War; FUBAR.

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

Hyperfruit – Iphone? Check.  Supreme Fitted? Check.  All over Print Kid Robot Dunny? Check.  And the Coup De Grace (death blow in French) is the flowered shower curtain.

HyperFruit

There are 2 things to discuss here:

1.  Lines

2. Hypefruit

Lines – Lining up for anything sucks.  I think there is an unspoken understanding that waiting in line is a sure sign of uncool.  That has changed with the number of “exclusive” release of shoes, t-shirt collaborations, or limited vinyl toys.  Although you obtain a rare collectible item, it does little to disuade the fact that while you were waiting for that ultra limited fitted, there were dudes on the prowl for the p.

Personally, prowling for the p and getting shot down by the dirtiest chola gets more props then any Supreme x Nike release.  This just makes me second think a dude rocking some exclusive fitted.  The dude is obviously not a pro-skater and/or snowboarder to get flo like that, so he either waited in line, or had to throw mad cake down on eBay (equally lame).  This leads me to Hyperfruit.

Hyperfruit – Is that dude who looks for the rarest of kicks, to match with the most limited of New Era fitteds to line up for more “limited” offerings.  They break out this gear every so often to impress the dudes who wait in line with them; in a seeminly desperate attempt to prove how down they are with the scene. That Supreme New Era fitted and the Tiffany dunks proves nothing.  All it tells me is that you either enjoy waiting in lines, or paying for marked up goods.

The dude with the strip polo from Footlocker and embrodiery jeans in the picture did the line up right (as if there is a way to line up).  He said fuck what you’ll think, I think this limited New Era is fire and I am going to get me mine, irregardless of what I look like.